Thursday, March 13, 2008

Pip pip! Cheerio!

Well, the Profile Picture Contest drew to a close with little fanfare on Saturday. And the winner received his prize of a box of brownie mix with even less fanfare in the bottom floor of the library next to my locker a few days ago! And the winner is:

"Sir Josh, Lord of Schmedbury" (my title) by David Hansen



The runner up:
"There Is No Try" (also my title) by Susanna Hansen


David is now the proud owner of a box of brownie mix. Susanna, sorry, I don't know if you get any prize aside from great glory and honor on the Internet. I took a picture of David in his moment of glory, but it was on his camera phone so he'll have to get the picture out to everyone.

I could probably be blamed for playing favorites, since it is two of my siblings who ended up with this lofty commendation. Well, blame away! But either way, I now have the coolest assortment of profile pictures ever!

Here's how I'm going to do things: as there were four contestants, I am going to use the next month to highlight their work by using one of their submissions as my facebook profile picture for a week. I'll go in this order: Mark, Clayton, Susanna, David.

By the way, did you notice that all of the contestants have last names ending in -son/-sen? Yeah, wacky. Sort of a homestar runner-ish thing, isn't it?

Here's a gallery of all of the submissions I received. Thanks everybody!

Mark Sanderson - Popsicle Collage















Clayton Anderson







David Hansen







Susanna Hansen



Thursday, March 06, 2008

"That Evil May Be Done Away"

The most recent issue of BYU Political Review is well worth reading. In particular, I suggest that you read Why Europe is Losing the Fight Against Trafficking, Technology and the Rise of Modern Slavery, and Adoption and Corruption in Guatemala.

Against Secret Combinations
"Secret combinations" is a term used by the Book of Mormon to describe conspiratorial organizations that seek to exploit human beings. These three articles in the Political Review seem to me to be describing an increase in activity that would fall under the "secret combination" categorization. This is quite significant, given this scriptural warning:
Wherefore, the Lord commandeth you, when ye shall see these things come among you that ye shall awake to a sense of your awful situation, because of this secret combination which shall be among you.... For it cometh to pass that whoso buildeth it up seeketh to overthrow the freedom of all lands, nations, and countries; and it bringeth to pass the destruction of all people, for it is built up by the devil, who is the father of all lies.... Wherefore, I, Moroni, am commanded to write these things that evil may be done away, and that the time may come that Satan may have no power upon the hearts of the children of men, but that they may be persuaded to do good continually, that they may come unto the fountain of all righteousness and be saved (Ether 8:24-26).
To accompany those readings, why don't we look at the 18th Chapter of the Revelation of John, with slight modifications:
And after these things I saw another angel come down from heaven.... And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon/Los Angeles/Denver/Chicago/New York/Las Vegas/Miami the great is fallen.... And the politicians and consumers of the earth, who have committed fornication and lived deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for her, when they shall see the smoke of her burning, standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, "Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come."

And the salesmen and retailers of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more: The dollars and Euros, and blood diamonds, and of fancy wristwatches, and fine denim, and corduroy, and silk, and polyester, and all plastics, and all manner devices of silicon, and all manner devices of most precious memory chips, and of processors, and huge hard drives, and wireless capabilities; and perfumes, and colognes, and hand lotions, and bath beads; and soft drinks, and oil, and chocolate chip cookies, and Nutella, and beef, and chicken; and SUVs, and hybrid cars, and sweatshop laborers, and souls of men. And the foods that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were sugary and fattening are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all.

The manufacturers and salesmen of these things, which were made rich by her, shall stand afar off for the fear of her torment, weeping and wailing, and saying, "Alas, alas, that great city, that was clothed in fine denim, and corduroy, and polyester, and decked with credit cards, and precious cell phones, and jewelry! For in one hour so great riches is come to nought."

And every truck driver, and all the UPS fleet, and pilots, and as many as trade by interstate or by air, stood afar off, and cried when they saw the smoke of her burning, saying, "What city is like unto this great city!" And they cast dust on their heads, and cried, weeping and wailing, saying, "Alas, alas, that great city, wherein were made rich all that had trucks on the highway and planes in the air by reason of her high cost of living! for in one hour is she made desolate."

Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her.... And the voice of pop artists, and rappers, and the music of guitarists, and drummers, shall be heard no more at all in thee; and no employee, of whatsoever work he does, shall be found any more in thee; and the sound of a lawnmower shall be heard no more at all in thee; and the light of a street lamp shall shine no more at all in thee; and the voice of the boyfriend and of the girlfriend shall be heard no more at all in thee: for thy CEO's and senators, gang leaders and governors were the great men of the earth; for by their advertisements and propaganda were all nations deceived. And in her was found the blood of prophets, and of saints, and of all that were slain upon the earth.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Profile Picture Contest - Extended!

Well, all of you avid contest-followers out there have realized that the deadline for the profile picture mega-competition has passed. Well, I sort of forgot about it. Because of that, I'm going to do something unprecedented: I'm extending the deadline for a whole week and a day. The contest is now over at the end of Saturday, March 8, 2008. Ah, but I didn't forget to buy the brownie mix :-)

Ah, but do not smugly believe that you can wait until the last day to slap together some entry and win! Oh no, 'tis not so! Here are the entries I've received so far. These are the ones to beat. Scour Facebook, beg your friends, draw your own. Go for it!

Mark Sanderson - Popsicle Collage
Unfortunately, this entry has been disqualified... because I made it! This is a collage I put together back when I was living with these guys at Moon Apartments.
















Clayton Anderson








David Hansen






Saturday, February 16, 2008

The Endorsement You've All Been Waiting For!

Endorsements, endorsements, endorsements! Everybody's getting into the endorsement business these days: Romney just endorsed McCain[1], Oprah's all for Obama[2], Bill Clinton endorsed Hillary Clinton[3], and my sources tell me even Oscar the Grouch is on the verge of endorsing somebody![4]

So what the heck, why not jump into the fray and endorse somebody myself? I've got all the right qualifications of former enemy-ship, pop culture cred, has-been status, and dumpster dwelling. So, who's it gonna be? Huh? Huh?

Well, just read the press release:

THE INTERNET. Feb. 12, 2008. After much speculation about which candidate would receive his support, irrelevant blogging personality and unemployed college graduate Josh Hansen unveiled his endorsement for President of the United States in 2008.

"After much deliberation and several late-night pizza runs, I am granting my weighty endorsement to Senator Barack Obama of Illinois," he announced at the press conference to a few cheers and scattered applause. "In addition to his undisputed status as the feel-good candidate, the senator shares many of my specific policy objectives, which I will now outline to you."

Hansen -- a well-known opponent of free markets, free trade, and prosperity -- cited Obama's love of factory jobs[5][Q1], profligate spending habits[6], and paternalistic policies[Q2][Q3] as factors. "The rise of high tech and the decline of unskilled labor, the abundance of educational opportunities for all citizens, and the unprecedented economic expansion that Americans have suffered in the last twenty years are unacceptable, and 'we, the people' have had enough," Mr. Hansen cried to an audience of reporters, politicos, and muppets. "They've shut our factories down, and who for, what for? For Google, that's who. For cheaper manufactured goods, that's what."

He elaborated his hopes with a further lament: "Senator Obama's thorough repudiation of free trade is our only hope of returning to blue collar bliss. The 'paradise lost' of strangled productivity must be regained." Warning against claims that disruptive economic adjustments in the short-run would lead to greater long-term prosperity[7], Hansen reminded listeners of the importance of living "for the moment. Looking too far into the future is the great danger of our time. Foresight never helped anyone to eat a doughnut in the here and now."

Mr. Hansen added his support for irresponsibility in Iraq. "I fear that our glorious defeat in Vietnam is being forgotten. The legacy of defeat must not be abandoned; only an abdication of responsibility in Iraq can prove that America's foreign policy a consistent one of aborted intervention." He also admitted his amusement at the thought of Iraqis "duking it out" in a post-bailout free-for-all.

Rising to his greatest height of oratory elegance, the ex-student urged the faithful onward. "The 'better angels of our nature'[8] resonate with Senator Obama's cry of protectionism, paternalism, and defeatism. It is a glorious message of hope in the face of progress, security in place of opportunity, and surrender when confronted with the threat victory. Turn not back from the noble cause, but fight on, for great shall be our victory!"

Photos come from references [1], [2], [3], and [4].

References
[1] Romney Endorses McCain - Capital News 9
[2] Oprah in Des Moines - The New York Times Politics Blog
[3] The Shamelessness of Bill and Hillary Clinton - Telegraph.co.uk
[4] Oscar the Grouch - Muppet Wiki
[5] Barack Obama's Feb. 12 Speech - New York Times
[6] Candidates' Earmarks Worth Millions - washingtonpost.com
[7] Commanding Heights: Lawrence Summers on PBS, The Importance of NAFTA - PBS
[8] Abraham Lincoln's First Inaugural Address - WikiSource

Quotations

These excerpts are by Barack Obama and come from a blog post carried by his website: Obama's Economic Policy Address at the Janesville GM Assembly Plant.

[Q1] It’s a Washington where decades of trade deals like NAFTA and China have been signed with plenty of protections for corporations and their profits, but none for our environment or our workers who’ve seen factories shut their doors and millions of jobs disappear; workers whose right to organize and unionize has been under assault for the last eight years.

[Q2] A few weeks ago I offered an economic stimulus package based on a simple principle – we should get immediate relief into the hands of people who need it the most and will spend it the quickest. I proposed sending each working family a $500 tax cut and each senior a $250 supplement to their Social Security check. And if the economy gets worse, we should double those amounts.
Neither George Bush nor Hillary Clinton had that kind of immediate, broad-based relief in their original stimulus proposals, but I’m glad that the stimulus package that was recently passed by Congress does. We still need to go further, though, and make unemployment insurance available for a longer period of time and for more Americans who find themselves out of work. We should also provide assistance to state and local governments so that they don’t slash critical services like health care or education.

[Q3] [We would] help those who are facing closure refinance their mortgages so they can stay in their homes. And I’d provide struggling homeowners relief by offering a tax credit to low- and middle-income Americans that would cover ten percent of their mortgage interest payment every year.

Being Postsuppositional

My thinking has started along many of these lines before, but I never followed them through to a proper conclusion as this logical/philosophical analysis does. I didn't read every word (it's pretty hefty) but what I did read was quite striking.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Josh Hansen Profile Picture Mega-Competition 2008! (Updated 1)

I've arrived at the pinnacle of vanity, and now, as a rite of passage, I must hold a profile picture competition. I've had some pretty sweet profile pictures in the past, if I do say so myself (and I think I just did.) I know you've all been hording pictures of Josh Hansen for ages; now it's time to dust off the photo albums, get those pages from your scrapbook, and scour your computer for the best of the best.

With that preamble, I hereby proclaim the much-anticipated
Josh Hansen Profile Picture Mega-Competition 2008!
Which, of course, was not anticipated by anybody, ever!

The idea: Gather up your photos of me, use your imagination, photoshop, oil paints, whatever -- and crank out the awesomest picture for Josh Hansen to use on his Facebook profile.

The rules:
  1. Your submission must somehow use a picture of me (Josh Hansen) or some recognizable reproduction thereof (drawings, sculptures, sock puppets, etc.) and must be usable as a profile picture on Facebook.
  2. It mustn't be offensive, according to me.
  3. I have to like it. (In case that wasn't already obvious.)
Submissions: Email images to me. If you don't know my email address or how to get it, then you probably shouldn't be entering ;-)

Deadline: February 29th at 11:59:59 pm.

THE PRIZE: A box of brownie mix with a bow on it. I'm too lazy to cook the brownies for you, sorry. But this way you can have brownies whenever you want!

Prior Profile Pics
Here are all of my past profile pictures, which you are welcome to use as source material:

Valentine - 16 December 2006. Frame and caption by Mark Sanderson.



Profile Profile - 9 February 2007. Photo by Britten Sessions.



On The Seine - 9 June 2007. Photo by Grace/Charlotte/Tommy/Molly.



On The Seine - Wide Angle - 9 June 2007. Photo by Grace/Charlotte/Tommy/Molly.



Gawking At Paris - 30 August 2007. Photo by Grace/Charlotte/Tommy/Molly.



Disturbing - 5 November 2007. (This is the one that my friends in Russian 201 put up for me. If you try photoshopping my face onto this creepy guy's body, you will lose! Though it might still be worth doing for humor's sake.)



Attack - Black Background - 5 November 2007. Photo by Sam Lasley.



Attack - White Background - 5 November 2007. Photo by Sam Lasley.



Guitongue - 7 January 2008. (My current picture). Photo by my niece? My nephew?

For those of you who have made it this far, it's worth observing the disproportionate number of photos in which I am wearing some kind of vest. Interesting....

Update 1: Added PRIZE information!

Flags

And a harsh foreign policy view by means of color-coded flags.

It Cuts Deep

Mwa ha ha, you fools! You thought it mattered who gets elected this fall! Oh that's funny!

Okay, so it does matter. A lot. But some things are likely to stay the same. From foreignpolicy.com's "Passport" blog.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Driven by Cruelty

Strange how a nation whose people pride themselves so much in fair treatment of each individual can be so driven by cruelty against those they refuse to understand. Here's an honest assessment by the Wall Street Journal: Mormons Dismayed by Harsh Spotlight.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Immigration's Economic Key

Problems With the Romney Plan
Mitt Romney's plan to end illegal immigration worries me. In particular, this point bodes ill for the economy:
Encourage Legal Immigration. Streamline the system to recruit and retain skilled workers and welcome the best and the brightest from around the world to our universities.
To begin with, we already get "the best and brightest from around the world" in our universities. Some countries suffer from substantial "brain drain" that largely goes to the United States. Also, I support the idea of making the legal immigration system work. The big question is, Who decides how many people from where get to come?

But the real problem I see here is two-fold. First, it is not only skilled but also unskilled labor that is in demand. Second, who decides what makes somebody skilled? Which skills are useful? The freewheeling illegal immigration that has been occurring lets the market determine the answer to that. Any other system is likely to suffer from attempts at micromanaging the economy -- a sort of outward-looking central planning system. Think of it as the Soviet Union take on immigration. Great.

Key Economics
The crux of the matter is the ability of illegal workers to undercut citizens/nationals by working for less than minimum wage. If we remove this ability by tighter border enforcement, active prosecution of employers who pay unlawfully low wages, and easier legal entry to help document and track those who come in to the country, then I believe we would have the following results:
  1. Lower-class citizens/nationals would be better able to compete for jobs in the lowest wage range.
  2. Increased prices of consumer goods due to higher labor costs for employers.
  3. Decreased employment overall, but, at least initially, a higher proportion of those employed will be citizens/nationals, and those employed will be paid at least minimum wage.
If we as a nation decide that that is a desirable combination of outcomes, then let's do it.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Dance Party

I went to a dance party tonight. It was almost against my will - I figured I would probably end up going, but when the time came I didn't really feel like leaving the apartment. But, I had told some of the girls from the hosting apartment that I would see them there, so I felt like I needed to.

Well, it was fun! Back in high school and my freshman year of college I was a pretty enthusiastic dancer, but I've sort of lost the taste for it or something lately. But it's really that I don't have as much energy as I used to, since many times when I actually get around to dancing I remember that I like it. It's fun to move to the music and it's something that I naturally like to do -- unless there are people around. Then I have to overcome a bit of self-consciousness.

Crosswalk

I was walking home from the library. As I was nearing crosswalk, a guy coming the other direction pushed the crossing button for me just in time for it to turn green as I arrived. I said thanks and went happily on home. It put a smile on my face. So push the button for the unsuspecting pedestrians in your life :-)

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

'Bourne Ultimatum' and the Rule of Law in a Republic

Just watched The Bourne Ultimatum with my sister and my bro-in-law. Cool movie, very well done! Of course, amidst the excellent action, its philosophical point wasn't wasted on me. I don't know if the original book was really about this, but it was a timely statement on the tension between security and liberty.

A Tale of Two Extremisms
One of the great challenges of our time is the defense of liberty against extremist threats, while balancing abuses resulting from too many resources and too little oversight in the instruments created or adapted for that fight. Or rather, the challenge is to defend liberty against multiple threats, multiple extremisms:
  1. extremism abroad (external risk) such as radical Islam that seeks to destroy our precious free institutions by means of terrorism and other subversive methods
  2. extremism at home (internal risk) in the form of overzealousness in battling the first form of extremism.

The Nature of the Evils of Internal and External Risks to Liberty
A useful assertion to make and then analyze is that likelihood or severity of external risks to liberty is inversely proportional to the amount of resources employed in their prevention and directly proportional to the amount of oversight committed to this resources. External risks are greatest when oversight is burdensome and resources are inadequate:



Likewise, the likelihood or severity of internal risks to liberty could be said to be directly proportional to the quantity of resources employed in prevention of external risks, and inversely proportional to the degree of oversight committed to those resources. Internal risks are greatest when too many resources are in the hands of people whose activities are insufficiently monitored:



Internal and external risks can be combined to create a hybrid pseudo-metric:



The obvious story of this chart is that too great of an imbalance of resources or oversight in either direction creates a risk that liberties will be lost. (Note that in all of these charts, the colored section is equal to log of the corresponding value in the non-colored scale. This was to make it easy to apply a color scheme.)

Summary
I'm in favor of normalizing the civil liberties regime during this conflict against external extremism. That means no holding of prisoners without trials. The key reason this is critical now when it wasn't necessarily so during the civil war, for example, is that terrorism will never go away. If we let it, it will become the perpetual wars from 1984 or the state of emergency of Caesar and Emperor Palpatine alike: a constant justification for shafting liberty.

We clearly can't abandon intelligence-gathering efforts. These must be effective. But at the moment our oversight of those efforts is probably too low. We need to devise a system by which a significant number of eyes outside of the intelligence community knows what those folks are up to and has a reasonable means of lodging complaints against abuses.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Saturday, December 08, 2007

Faith in America

I just watched Mitt Romney's speech on "Faith in America" and was quite impressed. I was impressed how he framed his ideas in terms of the moral foundation of the Declaration of Independence - much as Lincoln framed his arguments against slavery not in any formalism in the Constitution, but on the Declaration. I was impressed by his bold declaration of belief in his Mormon faith, and his unwillingness to reduce that faith to mere "tradition." I was impressed by his articulation of religion as a dynamic force in American public life, his interpretation of constitutionally-established religious freedom as neither a religion of secularism nor an endorsement of any one particular religion. He did this in a manner much clearer and more inspiring than I've ever seen before. While I remain decidedly undecided as far as which candidate to support for president next year, I will certainly consider this.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Standing Against the Tide

[I'm not going to cite sources. I'm just going to give my thoughts.]

Many people believe that the United States should execute a precipitous withdrawal from Iraq. I disagree. Indeed, I think that's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard!

The Wrong Time to Withdraw
There's little debate about whether our reasons for going into Iraq were flawed. I agree, we shouldn't have gone in. But we're there, that decision was made years ago, and we need to find the best path forward from where we are. And now, right as Iraq is on the upswing, right as Sunnis in many provinces are joining the fight against extremists, right as Iraqi and U.S. casualties are doing a nose-dive, to withdraw in an instant and send Iraq back into the chaos they are just now escaping would be a crime, a sin.

The Wrong Reasons for Withdrawal
The chorus crying out for a quick and supposedly-painless withdrawal is simply the common position nowadays. I don't blame those who are part of that tide, as there largely appears to be no reasonable alternative. Once anti-war furor gets stoked, the rage of the populace is hard to resist. This isn't helped by the perceived and real incompetence of some who support the continuation of the war. The two sides of the false dichotomy seem to be 1) get out now, and 2) slog on eternally waging a war on behalf of sectarian parties. Most people don't know that in the year since the voters rebuked Republican leadership for its handling of the war, a third option has silently been made possible. In both Iraq and Afghanistan, competent handling of not just military but also social and economic issues by the likes of General Petraeus, in addition to the benefits of the force surge, have made plausible 3) a gradual withdrawal as Iraq stabilizes and progressively assumes more of its own affairs, until American military presence is either minimal or zero.This is clearly the ideal. For now we need to stay, but we need to be smart about what we do while we're there.

So to those of you who wish us to get out of Iraq ASAP, be careful that you are not playing into the hands of leaders wishing to politicize our remaining involvement in Iraq for purposes of their own political power.

Precipitous withdrawal suffers from utter disregard for the value of the lives of Iraqis. In the name of saving American lives and treasure, some are willing to sacrifice the lives, treasure, and future of an entire people. And we a nation whose freedom was forged by "Lives, ... Fortunes, and ... sacred Honor" willingly spilt to gain it.

Is it honestly right to -- having barged in and stirred up all sorts of violence and bloodshed in Iraq -- simply take off while things are still in worse shape than we found them in? It's like crashing a party, throwing all of the pizza out the window and smashing all of the drinks onto the floor, then saying, "Hey guys, I just got a text saying I need to go home" and stepping out the front door with a smile and a wave, leaving devastation in your wake.

Do Unto Others...
I believe firmly that we as a people will be held accountable for how we treat other peoples. Fleeing Iraq because the only skin we're thinking about is our own would be heinous negligence. This is my opinion, and here I stand, against the tide.

A Return to Blogism

My good friend Michelle pointed out with disappointment that I hadn't posted anything to my blog for months. I made her what I hoped wouldn't become a hollow promise: to post, or, in other words, to return to blogism. Well, Michelle, here it is.

The Past
I've been spending a lot of time lately transcribing my journal from my freshman year here at BYU. Some people think it's depressing to read old journals, and I admit that from time to time I do find that to be the case, especially if I'm really dissatisfied with the now. But in recent weeks it's been a very positive experience. Check out this long sequence (with some editing):
Saturday, October 6, 2001

General Conference!

Ben and Brandon came to Utah this weekend for General Conference, among other things. They had an extra ticket for the afternoon session, and their uncle Harold had an extra standby ticket for Priesthood session. So we got to go to both!

Waiting in line before the afternoon session, we met a girl from Pleasant Grove named Charlotte.... Anyway, we talked and after the afternoon session we ate dinner at a little diner on North Temple called Dee's. We laughed, we had fun - those precious human interactions that are both impossible and meaningless to quantify. Charlotte summed it up when she said, “You know, it feels like I've known you guys for years.” It's a pretty cliché line, but I totally agreed with her – it seemed like we were already friends, even before we met.

Before Charlotte left and we went to priesthood meeting, I got her phone number and cellphone number. Here's the final twist to the story: ... five minutes after meeting Charlotte, I just had this feeling that I should ask her to the Homecoming dance.


Tuesday, October 16, 2001

Quick update:

I asked Charlotte to Homecoming, which will be Friday night. Very stressful figuring this all out, but it will be fun.

I've been running with Michelle on Tuesday and Thursday nights. Tonight we were running on the track by the stadium and she told me about this guy who Christie is interested in. He is 25 and he's moving way too fast with Christie....


Friday, October 19, 2001

Tonight I went to Homecoming with Charlotte. First, I had to get some things done at school and otherwise, though. This morning I woke up later than I had planned, but I still wanted to take my Physical Science test before the American Heritage lab.

Charlotte was supposed to pick me up at 6:30, and Dan and Michelle, too. (On my recommendation, Dan asked Michelle to go to the dance with him.)

Charlotte ended up being about an hour late because I gave her 1460 N as our street instead of 1430 N. By the time we got to Macaroni Grill for dinner our reservations were long overdue, so we had about a 40 minute wait to be seated. In the meantime, the four of us walked around a little shopping center outdoors. Charlotte graciously blocked my view of “Victoria's Secret” as we walked past it. We meandered around Border's (a bookstore) for a while, then headed back to the restaurant just in time to be seated.

Our table was near a gas fireplace that was burning just enough to keep gas from building up around it. We could still smell the burner gas though.

On our paper table covering I drew in crayon a picture of a sun rising against a bold blue sky. In the bottom I wrote “Charlotte is my sunshine!” Of course, Charlotte had already written my full name in beautiful lettering on her portion of the paper. We cut our respective works of art out with my picket knife scissors and gave them to each other. (I left mine in the car though. I'll have to get that for her....)

After a delicious dinner, on, on to the dance! A crazy trip south on I-15 brought us to the Chillon Reception Center in Spanish Fork. We escorted our dates in the cool, gusty night to a large stone or brick building.

OK, pause. One thing I really noticed tonight was that because it was cold, when Charlotte hooked her elbow in mine it was like she cuddled in for warmth. When girls do that, and they cling to your elbow like you're a protector of sorts, it makes me so excited! It's amazing how awesome it makes you feel!

At the dance, Charlotte and I tried competing in the swing dance competition. We began dancing (quite well, in my opinion) but when the DJ started calling out couples' numbers we got confused as we didn't have one. So we weren't really that much in contention, but we had a great time – the swing music was very refreshing.

One time while we were dancing, I told Charlotte about my fears that she'd think I was stalking her when I called to ask her to Homecoming after just meeting her. She responded by saying that she didn't have to give me her phone number – that was optional. Good point!

After that dance – and some many great slow dances along with it – we rode home and said goodbye. Goodbye hug. Now a few hours later here I am.

I had an awesome night! I'm pretty sure Charlotte did too! Yeah! Woohoo! Victory! She had fun!


Saturday, October 20, 2001

Due to going to bed very late lats night, I didn't wake up until 11:30. That left me and everyone else in our apartment 2.5 hours to get ready for cleaning inspection. I was quite surprised how clean this place can really be if we work at it a little bit!

OK, the real exciting part of my evening was when I got home at around 9 o'clock I quickly got a message saying that Charlotte called. I called Charlotte and, after “Hello, how're you doing?” etc. she told me that the reason she called was to say “thanks” for last night. I said, “Oh, it was totally my pleasure. I'm glad to hear you had a good time!”

I also told Charlotte that I left the paper she gave me at the restaurant in her car and would like to get it from her – a convenient excuse for us to have to get together sometime, I say!

I really enjoyed talking to Charlotte tonight and look forward to seeing her again.

On the other hand, I need to be particularly careful not to get too serious with any girls before my mission.

Well, I'm off to bed!

Wow, I was bold! Nowadays I'm waaaay more hesitant to do crazy things like ask girls in lines on dates. Darn hard life experience has lowered my expectations for such craziness, which is a shame, as it seems like we really had a great time.

The Present
I recently started a poem that I want to share:
Dialectic
Behold the brilliant vista,
A world before us lays
Enswirled all by mist, a-
wash with golden rays.

Why weep ye now upon this sight?
You can't believe what see your eyes?
But it's here, it's real, it's true, it's bright!

I see naught but clouds below.
There is sunshine, but as well there's rain.
It's not that I refuse to know
The good; but that I've seen much pain.

But in spite of having seen much more,
Now I see much less than I could see before
And it chills me to the very core.

Light and dark:
They call, they know our names.
We cannot only to one hark
For our path will lead both ways.

Ah but what a sin you've found,
Such gloominess as you think on!
Turn your head up. Do not look down,
And soon your gloom will all be gone.

Think not of evil -- it is wrong.
Think not sad thoughts -- life's a song!
Think not -- or hearts will ache too long.

Naive - you don't understand.
In fact, I would say you're slightly blind,
You insolent, odious man,
For you think not of the mind!

It has full well the pow'r to crush you.
When you need to speak, it can quickly hush you.
To fight it is to watch it mush you.

To the friends at bitter odds
Then came another soul
Though by which lonely path he trod
We do not - cannot? - know.

He brought goodness, he spoke peace,
(Somehow knowing what our friends did seek,
But of which they never did speak),

saying

Peace is truth, goodness is real,
Not naively, but in actual fact.
It's obscured by the things that you feel,
'Times obstructed by the way that you act.

Thus you wander about in a cloud
Through your life as with a burial shroud,
But your goal will never be found.
Obviously the discussion amongst the friends and the inexplicably wise stranger is not complete, because the stranger has only barely introduced some of the themes of his position without really explaining it. There would have to be some exchange between him and the other two before a resolution could be brought about. Sadly, knowing my tendencies of starting and then abandoning poems, I don't really expect to see that happen. But the poem has already served its purpose of helping me to think through conflicting views of life -- both of which I have subscribed to at various points in my life, and both of which are clearly not optimal: the blindly optimistic view because it can't help anybody, the more pessimistic because it ignores great joy that really is to be found.

Oh, my sister recently introduced me to something that should be indispensable for anybody somewhat inclined to bookishness like myself: Shelfari.

The Future
I have one more month of school before graduating with a B.A. in Linguistics, and I'm terrified of facing The Real World once more.

Terrified? Not so much, actually. I was terrified. That was before I "just happened" to get some interesting ideas. They could be summarized as code, quill, and casa.

Code
Google recently announced the Android Developer Challenge, a contest for good new applications developed for their Android mobile phone platform. Entries for the first round are accepted from January 2 to March 3, 2008, which is right when I start to have nothing to do because of graduating and as yet having no job. It also so happens that the work I've been doing for Dr. Ringger in the NLP Lab for the past several months has almost all been in Java -- the primary language for Android development. Thus the relevant skills are very fresh at the top of my toolkit. And, once more, it just so happens that I've had an idea for a feature for mobile phones bouncing around in my head for almost the past year. Hmm....

Quill
I love to write. I think writing should be a part of my future. I've been getting lots of practice in the past year, and I'm getting to the point where I really just want to sit down and write a novel. You know, put in a couple of hours a day brainstorming, outlining, writing, revising. When will there be a better time in my life? I have no dependents, I have the luxury of doing so, why don't I just give it a shot?

Casa (Or maybe a better word is pueblo?)
I feel like I need to go home. This feeling came shortly before my older sister offered to let me stay at her house in Washington. So starting sometime after my rental agreement ends at the end of April, I'm going to do just that. I don't know if I'll ever return to Provo. I mean, I might, but I just as likely might not. Yikes! I've been living here for six years and have come to be very comfortable. But, at the very least for a few months, it's time to be home. And I'm such a romantic with regards to patria, my homeland. I really, really love it there -- there's something in me that only feels whole at home. I miss the wind, the smells, just those indescribable things that you would only fall in love with if you lived the first 18 years of your life there.

The End
No, not of my life, just of this post :-) It's been quite a grab-bag, eh? And there's so much more to think and write and say and do!

My life is quite good right now, and I can only say that it is such only as I really seek to do what I know the Lord would have me do. It's the seeming paradox of obedience: that as we voluntarily shift our activities from what we are naturally inclined to do, to what God wants us to do, we seem to be more able than ever to do the things that we really want to do. No, it's not always simple; but in being real the gospel of Christ naturally exhibits all of the complexities of the real world, and likewise turns out to have overriding patterns and principles that are very powerful.

'Tis true.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Followup Links

These links seem relevant to my previous post:

Ron Paul: From Terrible Ideas to Bad Ideas AND Searching for a Philosopher King?

VS? VS?

After last night reading two disheartening Washington Post articles about the Vice President's twisted policies, I was interested to learn about Ron Paul. I thought I remembered someone I know mentioning him as a favorite when he watched the debates, so could Mr. Paul be the Messiah candidate who will come to save the Republican party?

Sadly...
I'm afraid the answer is no. At least, that's my view. As we know from the New Testament, one person's expectations of a Messiah can be quite different from someone else's. But to me, he would represent a step backward from the ideal. In some ways, maybe not as far backward as currently, but in other ways certainly more so.

Here's a summary of his platform from his most recent blog post on the official Ron Paul website:
I talked about all our ideas: marching out of Iraq just as we marched in; no more meddling in the Middle East; bringing the troops home, from hundreds of expensive bases all over the world, so that we could have the money we need for the transition to freedom in social programs, and to abolish the personal income tax and the IRS. They are not compatible with a free society.

In a Ron Paul administration, we would also repeal the Patriot Act and the Military Commissions Act, restore habeas corpus and stop the spying on Americans. No more eavesdropping on our emails and bank accounts, our phone calls, home and businesses. No national ID—just the bracing freedom of the Constitution.

We must have sound money, and not a giant counterfeiting machine called the Federal Reserve that causes recessions and inflation. We must have private property rights, with no pollution or other attacks on property. We should enforce the Second Amendment, and all the Bill of Rights. We can have privacy for us, not secrecy for a corrupt bureaucracy.

It is all within our grasp, the restoration of the republic and our sovereignty—no UN, no North American Union, no Nafta, no WTO, no World Bank, no IMF. Just federalism, free enterprise, peace, prosperity, and the kind of future we all want for our families, ourselves, and our fellow Americans.

The dream can be a reality. You can help make it so. ... Instead of wars and inflation and spying and poverty, we can have peace and freedom and the blessings for our children and grandchildren of doing better than we have, of secure retirements and childhoods. No more theft—of our savings or our liberty.
A Tiny Parcel of Common Ground and The Death of Free Trade
Some of these things sound great. I'm all for privacy. After learning enough about the abuses of various totalitarian governments, it's clear that the dangers of not protecting the privacy of individuals are quite substantial. I'm all for treating prisoners in accordance with the Geneva Convention -- that means the CIA must come into line as well as the military. I'm a "no entangling alliances" kind of guy in many ways, but frankly the congressman's desire for free enterprise and prosperity is in some ways at odds with his will to abandon the WTO.

And, bailing out on the IMF surely won't bring financial solvency to the Third World nations that are helped back onto their feet through its loan program. Of course these organizations suffer from corruption and mismanagement, but they also seem to have some legitimate functions such as reducing trade barriers and enabling governments to move their populations out of poverty. Perhaps we should reform rather than abolish.

Can people not understand that the lowering of trade barriers as enshrined in the WTO is one of the great sources of our present prosperity? Yes, even globalization (the 'g' word, I know) is part of our current success. Not only that, but it helps bring greater prosperity to people around the world.

Other Bad Ideas: The Gold Standard?
Additional atrocities of policy include abandoning Iraq all at once. Throw in the closure of other bases around the world and all of a sudden a picture of self-centered isolationism emerges. Let's just enjoy our prosperity, keep it all to ourselves. Another component seems to be the dismantling of the federal reserve. WHY? Should people barter in goods and services when there's no longer anybody regulating the value of the dollar? Are we going to switch back to the gold standard? Check this from The Daily Paul:
Question: You support returning the country’s currency back to the gold standard. Is that correct?
Ron Paul: Not exactly. I’m for supporting the Constitution, and the Constitution still says only gold and silver can be legal tender. … The reasons I don’t like to say "go back" is because there were shortcomings in the original gold standard. What I reject, and the founders totally rejected, was a paper standard - creating money out of thin air. Spending money you don’t have. Printing it up. Causing inflation. Causing bubbles. Causing recessions. And wiping out the middle class. The middle class is getting poorer as the wealthy class is getting wealthier. [The advertisement for "The Federal Reserve: Fraud of the Century" at the top of the page sort of scares me. Upon the back of this "fraud" is built an innovative, lively economy. Dear Google, your 172 billion dollars of market capitalization are "fraudulent," so look out!]
Okay buddy, you go find the political will and the budget to purchase 600 or 700 billion dollars worth of gold to back the currency. Please, could every politician and presidential candidate take Economics 110 from Dr. Kearl? Some things, like gold, have inherent value due to their scarcity. Other things, like the dollar, have a value because society has agreed that it can be used in exchange. Really, in some ways it's more secure to let the value of the dollar float. What if it was pinned to the value of gold, and suddenly a vast gold deposit was discovered in the middle of, say, Oklahoma? The value of gold would drop in proportion to the size of the deposit, causing a sudden inflation of the dollar as its purchasing power diminishes. And, wiping out the middle class? I don't know about you, but I'm still feeling pretty alive. Yes, the rich get richer, but in addition, the middle class are very often becoming part of the rich. I guess if you wipe out the middle class by making it too prosperous that's not terrible.

Mr. Paul should also remember that price fluctuations and economic bubbles were definitely a reality of the American economy under the gold standard. Here's a friendly chart from Wikipedia.

Please Don't Go Down That Road
The man's interpretation of the constitution is simply too strict. If he wishes to restrict our currency to gold and silver, then I suppose debit cards and checks won't do? Most of the "money" in circulation in the country, perhaps even in the world, is not cash or even necessarily linked to cash. Loans from the federal reserve and between banks, personal checks, etc., allow our economy have a 6 trillion dollar volume when we actually have less than one trillion dollars in physical currency circulating. I'm glad that our economy is flexible enough to prosper! I suppose I put a little bit too much confidence and trust in our economy. The other evil is failing to understand it, trying to fix what "ain't broke," and thus seeking salvation from an unknown danger (is our economy faltering?) by means that will likely cause serious damage.

Abolition of personal income tax and the IRS: How will the activities of the government be financed? Who will collect taxes? Besides, the constitution as currently amended specifically authorizes Congress to levy an income tax. How is this incompatible with a free society? Of course, I do think some radical reform of tax laws might be in order. But we still need to have tax laws. As much as people despise paying taxes, it seems to keep the lights on, the universities funded, and the troops more or less equipped. I'm okay with that.

That Lot of Clowns, That Menagerie...
So I've ripped into Ron Paul pretty heavily here. I'm sorry for the violence, but it helps me to see where I stand with regards to at least one member of the coming wave of presidential contenders. You know, maybe I'll make a series of it. I'll do an analysis of all of the candidates one by one, so that by November 2008 I'll know whose policies I can find enough agreement with to vote for. So far, I'm seeing nobody that I could really feel 100% or even 90% good about. But, maybe I just don't know their platforms well enough. So maybe I'll get up the energy to write similar reviews (critiques?) in the future.

I hope that this hasn't been offensive if any of you are committed Ron Paul fans. I also hope that through all of the scathing words you've been able to find something insightful. This post also gives a bit of a feel for my frustrations as far as politics. My lament could be summed up in one line, which some of you should connect with Plato's The Republic:

Where, oh where, is our Philosopher King?

Join me in my search.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

What the Blog?!?

I'm sure ten million blog posts around the English-speaking world have started with that title, and that rightfully so. I'm in sort of a silly mood. I was going to set my status on Facebook as "Josh is... aspiring?" But it didn't quite sum up all of the weird nuances of goofiness. But if I could have an unlimited number of status messages at once, thus more accurately reflecting the convoluted complexity of human emotion, they might go something like this....

Josh is... aspiring?
Okay, you already knew about this one. But, what the blog could it mean?? Such a riddle I will now propound for you: Josh is aspiring to do something downright excellent with his life. Yes indeed, he's aspiring to awesomeness. Josh is aspiring to be some sort of freelance open-source software dude. Or, to be a non-freelance, Google-employed open-source software dude. To finish his rapidly developing program that facilitates merging of family history records. Along with that, he's aspiring to be an author. Of what? Well, what does an author auth? Poems, Short stories, Commentary. Novels. Screenplays. Treatises. Blog entries. Cryptic things in French that people will later quote but not understand.

One who aspires is an aspirant. What is the thing aspired to? Ah yes, an aspiration.

Josh is... chronicling his life.
There's a program on my computer called F-Spot. Anybody fortunate enough to be running any vaguely modern version of Ubuntu will have it, too. In F-Spot I can see all of my photos like you can in Picasa, but I can also add tags to them. Tags are just a label. It can be anything, from the names of the people in the picture, to an event that it was connected with, or whatever. I want to record the who and what of my photos while I still remember it.

I've also been typing up my journals onto the computer. This is a massive project. In the past 12 or 13 years I've amassed many hundreds of pages. Someday I want to assemble these and other random tidbits such as emails and chats into a compendium, an enormous volume documenting my life experiences. And it shall be called something strange such as Monstropoliton or Confessio Iosi or even Master of Hipness: 100 Classic Blasts from the Past. Yes, my own 10 volume chronicle of life, but even better than the chronicles of old, for mine shall be illustrated, or at least sprinkled with color images from the golden days of digital photography.

Josh is... transfixed by the awesomeness of cool music, old and new.
It's impossible to really describe the excitement, the elation, of discovering a bit of music that -- simply put -- does something for you. Music has been an important part of my life ever since I first greased up the slide of my trombone 12 or so years ago (seems to be about when my journal writing started.) Sadly, since high school my love affair with music has suffered some tragic relational neglect. Not only have I ceased to play in any performing groups, but I've largely ceased to discover anything new to listen to, to receive inspiration and ideas from. As awesome as Fresh Aire VI is, it can only get you so far beyond the first decade of frequent listening.

But, in the last year or two there has been a bit of a reawakening within me as I've picked up the guitar a bit and found some new sources like Buena Vista Social Club -- truly the first jazz or jazz-esque music I've found so supremely worth listening to since I first became acquainted with both Chuck Mangione and the legends of big band an entire age ago -- or from the most recent wave of Amazon gift certificate purchases, La Oreja de Van Gogh and The Decembrists.

Josh is... going to work!

Yeah, better earn me some summertime moolah to keep food on the ol' table and prevent dog days boredom. So, I'm off to engineer language features and tweak statistical models! I'll have to report on my Independence Day activities later. Take care!

Saturday, June 16, 2007

We Are Children of God

What does this mean? Here are some ideas:

The all-consuming fire of God's love

There is simply no end to it. I don't claim to understand it because my imagination of love is generally limited by the degree to which I am able to love. But I can believe in the unendingness of his concern and his care.

Confidence in self and faith in the future

Father in Heaven plans and works continually for our good. It's difficult to fathom because we often assume he is subject to the same limitations that we are, but he comprehends in exquisite detail the consequences of the happenings in our lives. He knows what he wants us to be. Don't you suppose that each day angels are dispatched to set in motion the chains of events that ultimately bring great blessings into our lives?

You are never alone
Angels and the Holy Ghost are also sent to comfort us, to guide other people to help us, to helps us to live lives more fully and happily than we would on our own. Do you ever get the feeling that left up to your own devices things wouldn't be going so well? Well, that's because they wouldn't be, and you aren't left to your own devices!


No farewells
We will see our friends and family again when united before God's throne. Of course we will say 'goodbye' to people, and we will miss those who step from mortality to immortality before we do. But there will be reunion! The tears we shed upon parting in this life will be dried in the next as we renew the sweetest associations we enjoy here.


Life without an ending
We will, in our happiest state or better, exist continually from now onward into eternity; death need not destroy our relationships, our personality, our hopes, our selves; we ought to treat each other well, because we could influence the quality of other people's eternal existence by what we do and say; for those whose existence here makes them wish there was an end, there will come and end to their suffering.


We can be so much more
Let us lift our heads up to see a brighter vision, a nobler view of ourselves. In spite of our failings and deficiencies, in spite of the weaknesses that to us are blatant and inexcusable, because we are children of God we can be – we are – good. We can be kind, we can discover truth and fight to defend it, we can love fervently and endure hardship for the good of those we care for. [In Old English, God literally means good, after all. Children of good! How could we become something that our parent is not?]


We can choose to follow him
Because he is worthy of our trust and of being followed and emulated. Because there is no better companion for traveling the roads of our lives.